Characters & Videos

Here, you can find out everything there is to know (which in many cases isn't much) about each of the characters in my videos. As odd as it sounds, the number one question I get about the characters is "what is that character wearing?" On these pages, we will finally put that question to rest.

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Aquaman's Lament Bacteria Betty and Me Blue Sunny Day
Chiron Beta Prime Code Monkey / Speed Monkey Creepy Doll Cruel, Cruel Moon
Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance First of May Flickr I Feel Fantastic
Just As Long As Me Live Mr. Fancy Pants Podsafe Christmas Song
Re: Your Brains Shop Vac Skullcrusher Mountain Still Alive
The Big Boom The Captain's Wife's Lament The Future Soon Tom Cruise Crazy

Blue Sunny Day

A Jonathan Coulton song about a sad/depressed monster. Go figure. ;)
Baron and Mrs. von Emo

What exactly is the big mistake the Baron is so sad about in this song? That's up to the viewer/listener, though I'm sure everyone has their own idea what it is.

I'm not entirely sure what gear the Baron is wearing in the video, because the version of the Model Viewer I had to use to make him look all pale and Death Knight-ey listed the gear differently than normal, showing (I think) the name of the NPC who wears the gear rather than the gear's name itself. So I'll just list here what it listed there:

  • Baron von Emo
  • Alumeth the Ascended (Shirt)
  • "King" Dond (Legs)
  • "Backstab" Bindo Gearbomb (Feet)
  • Mrs. von Emo
  • Robe of the Dragon Slayer
  • Abyssal Cloth Footwraps
  • Puddin' the Cat
The Denny's Waitress

Pro tip for waitresses -- never go home with a depressed vampire.

  • Simple Dress
  • Alabaster Plate Greaves
Guest Appearances

  • Dr. Martin ("Betty and Me" et. al.), seen crying and alone in Denny's at night.
  • Emily Lou and Moonboy ("Cruel, Cruel Moon"), walking the streets at night.