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What Is Everyone Wearing?

As odd as it sounds, I get questions all the time about what the characters in my videos are wearing. This page should put those questions to rest.

Mr. Fancy Pants (Mr. Fancy Pants)

Mr. Fancy Pants needed to be wearing pants that were fancy, but which could be beaten by whatever the Winner ended up wearing.

  • Black Swashbuckler's Shirt
  • Akama's Sash
  • Deadly Borer Leggings
  • Acolyte's Shoes
The Winner (Mr. Fancy Pants)

The Winner (no other name given) had to have the fanciest pants in the game. There are a lot of fancy pants in the game and it was a real challenge to find the most fanciest pants ever. The ones I chose may not be the ones you would have chosen, but I think you'll have to agree, they are fancy.

  • After
  • Rip-Flayer Leggings
  • Akama's Sash
  • Cross-stitched Sandals
  • Before
  • Acolyte's Shirt
  • Acolyte's Pants
The Fancy Pants Parade (Mr. Fancy Pants)

Because the song is so short, I couldn't linger on any one shot for very long, and so you never get a very good look at what the other marchers in the Fancy Pants Parade are wearing. Here they are. Remember, they all had to be fancy, but not trophy-winning fancy.

  • Undead: Bloodsoaked Legplates
  • Troll: Phoenix Pants
  • Night Elf: Battleforge Legguards (and Battleforged Armor on chest)
  • Dwarf: Feathered Leggings
  • Tauren: Felheart Pants
  • Human: Arcanists Leggings (and Admiral's Hat)
If I'd Had Time... (Mr. Fancy Pants)

There are so many awesome pants in the game, but I didn't have time to include even a fraction of them. Here are the pants I wished I could have also included in my "Mr. Fancy Pants" video, left to right, top to bottom:

  1. Kirin Tor Master's Trousers
  2. Legplates of the Destroyer
  3. Legplates of Blazing Light
  4. Legplates of Heroism
  5. Sorceror's Leggings
  6. Warlock T6 Pants
  7. Avenger's Legguards
  8. Blastguard Pants
  9. Icebane Leggings
  10. Hyperion Legplates
  11. Iceguard Leggings
  12. Glimmering Maiil Legguards
  13. Dragonstalker's Legguards
  14. Explorer's Leggings
  15. Frostfire Leggings
  16. Grand Marshal's Silk Trousers
  17. Jade Legplates
Futureboy (The Future Soon)

Futureboy goes through three sets of wardrobe -- one when he's at school, one when he's imagining himself as a scientist, and one when he's imagining himself as a cyborg. The cyborg outfit was the toughest to put together; there isn't a lot of cyborg-looking equipment in a fantasy game.

  • Normal Futureboy
  • Brocade Vest
  • Bandit Cinch
  • Conjurer's Breeches
  • Arcane Boots
  • Scientist Futureboy
  • Gnomish Goggles
  • Batwing Mantle (shoulders)
  • Abjurer's Cloak
  • Silver-thread Armor (chest)
  • Silver-thread gloves
  • Bandit Cinch
  • Silver-thread pants
  • Silver-thread boots
  • Cyborg Futureboy
  • Helm of Might
  • Field Plate Pauldrons
  • Legionnaire's Mail Chestpiece
  • Blood Guard's Mail Grips
  • Ancient Belt
  • Bandit Cinch
  • Blood Guard's Mail Walkers
  • Thekal's Grasp and Arlokk's Grasp (fist weapons)
Pharmacy Girl (I Feel Fantastic)

We're never told this girl's name, but I wanted to dress her up kind of classy to reinforce the point that our hero never had a shot with her in the first place and he only thought he did because of all the pills he's taking. But then she ends up sneaking out of the restaurant with Dr. Martin from Betty and Me, so maybe she's not so classy after all. ;)

  • Mooncloth Robe
  • Arcanist Bindings
  • Betrayer's Boots
Me (Betty and Me)

We never find out what this guy's name actually is, so I just referred to him as "me" while making the video. I don't mean that he's actually supposed to represent me of course...

  • Blue Linen Shirt
  • Brutish Belt
  • Burnt Leather Breeches
  • Burnt Leather Boots
Dr. Martin (Betty and Me)

I decked this nefarious Night Elf out in white as much as I could to get a doctor-like feel to him.

  • White Swashbuckler's Shirt
  • Sage's Pants
  • Boots of the Full Moon
The Receptionist (Code Monkey/Speed Monkey)

I've gotten more questions about what the "Code Monkey" receptionist is wearing than any other character. The situation is that for "Code Monkey", when he's dreaming that she's his harem girl, she's wearing Hyperion Armor, which is very hot. But by the time I went to make "Speed Monkey", Blizzard had changed the way Hyperion Legplates looks in the game (they covered up a lot of the skin), so I had to choose something else for her to wear in the sequel.

  • Normal Recpetionist
  • Burnished Tunic
  • Bonecaster's Sarong
  • Dream Receptionist
  • Hyperion Armor (chest)
  • Hyperion Legplates (look different in the game now)
  • Rageclaw Helm
  • Flameweave Cuffs
  • Speed Monkey Receptionist
  • Hyperion Armor (chest)
  • Cindercloth Pants
  • Hyperion Greaves
  • Beaststalker's Bindings (wrist)
Rob (Code Monkey)

Rob is a goblin. I've turned off the "show hair" button on his character, so his normal top knot of hair doesn't show (I thought a bald goblin was funnier).

  • Orange Mageweave Shirt
  • Tuxedo Jacket
  • Dirtwood Belt
  • Dragonflight Leggings
  • Rambling Boots