Characters & Videos

Here, you can find out everything there is to know (which in many cases isn't much) about each of the characters in my videos. As odd as it sounds, the number one question I get about the characters is "what is that character wearing?" On these pages, we will finally put that question to rest.

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Re: Your Brains Just As Long As Me Creepy Doll Skullcrusher Mountain
Code Monkey / Speed Monkey First of May Podsafe Christmas Song Betty and Me
I Feel Fantastic The Future Soon The Big Boom Chiron Beta Prime
Mr. Fancy Pants Flickr Bacteria Live
The Captain's Wife's Lament Shop Vac Tom Cruise Crazy Cruel, Cruel Moon
Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance Blue Sunny Day Still Alive Aquaman's Lament

Tom Cruise Crazy

Special thanks to my Co-Creative Director on this video, my nephew Nick Bayhi. He came up with most of the clever movie titles for the posters in the video, as well as the video's ending. As Nick put it, "if Tom Cruise is so crazy and narcissistic, he should just marry himself". Genius!
Tom and Katie

As is befitting an action movie mega-star, Tom has many different wardrobe changes throughout the video. Katie only gets the one outfit.

Tom and Katie can be seen boogying down at the "Moulin Rogue" nightclub in "Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance".

  • Tom (main outfit)
  • Breastplate of Many Graces
  • Battlecast Pants
  • Arcanoweave Boots
  • Katie
  • Vermillion Robes of the Dominant
Mav and Ice

We only ever see these two Top Guns seated in their planes, so I never had to put any clothes on them below the waist.

  • Mav
  • Enchanted Thorium Helm
  • Adventurer's Shoulders
  • Jerkin of the Untamed Spirit
  • Ice
  • Felsteel Helm
  • Abyssal Leather Shoulders
  • Auchenai Monk's Tunic
The Wedding Party

They're all Tom!

  • Tom Priest
  • Devout Crown
  • Devout Mantle
  • Devout Robe
  • Devout Sandals
  • Tom Bride
  • White Wedding Dress
  • Acidic Walkers
  • Tom Tux
  • White Tuxedo Shirt
  • Black Tuxedo Jacket
  • Black Tuxedo Pants
  • Recruit's Boots
  • Red Suit Tom
  • Festival Suit
  • Avenger's Greaves
  • Blue Dress Tom
  • Lovely Blue Dress
  • Archmage Slippers
  • Red Dress Tom
  • Festival Dress
  • Audi's Embroidered Boots
  • Blue Suit Tom
  • Festive Blue Pant Suit
  • Archaeologist's Quarry Boots
Tom Thunder

You'd think that I didn't need to give this guy pants just like Mav and Ice, but since we do see Tom Thunder dropping into his Thunderlizard as the race is beginning, I did in fact have to put pants on the guy.

  • Tyrant's Helm
  • Beast Lord Mantle
  • Beast Lord Curiass
  • Girdle of Bestial Fury
  • Beast Lord Leggings
  • Defiler's Lamellar Greaves
  • Beast Lord Handguards
Tom Tighty Whiteys

I kind of cheated with this one. Tom's wearing the default set of underwear and some normal shoes, but I bleached them out in Photoshop so they'd look like what he was wearing in that famous scene from "Risky Business".

  • White Linen Shirt
  • Acolyte's Shoes.
New Flava

This guy comes along and takes the roles (and girls) that Tom used to get. Note that Tom was also dressed in this same outfit when he was in his old man zombie body during the escalator scene.

  • Gossamer Tunic
  • Belt of Might
  • Bonechewer Ripleggings
  • Corehound Boots

Please don't make a big deal of the fact that I made Oprah a Tauren. I thought the spiritual nature of the Tauren suited her, and I liked the brown color of the character, so I went with it. I have nothing but admiration for Oprah.

  • Chan's Imperial Robes