Characters & Videos

Here, you can find out everything there is to know (which in many cases isn't much) about each of the characters in my videos. As odd as it sounds, the number one question I get about the characters is "what is that character wearing?" On these pages, we will finally put that question to rest.

Sort videos: Alphabetically | Chronologically Choose a video:
Re: Your Brains Just As Long As Me Creepy Doll Skullcrusher Mountain
Code Monkey / Speed Monkey First of May Podsafe Christmas Song Betty and Me
I Feel Fantastic The Future Soon The Big Boom Chiron Beta Prime
Mr. Fancy Pants Flickr Bacteria Live
The Captain's Wife's Lament Shop Vac Tom Cruise Crazy Cruel, Cruel Moon
Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance Blue Sunny Day Still Alive Aquaman's Lament

Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance

With so many insider WoW jokes, this video may be completely unwatchable by normal people. For that, I apologize.

Please don't ask me what any of the background dancers were wearing. There were so many of them and each one only appeared for a single shot at a time. I kept no notes about them whatsoever.

Why is everyone so excited about someone finally walking off with Dr. Martin's girlfriend for a change? You'd think people had a problem with the good Doctor.

Soterios Johnson

SoJo was first seen very briefly as the news anchor in "The Big Boom", which came out almost two years before this video. I had planned on making the Soterios Johnson video much earlier than it turns out I did.

  • Rich Purple Silk Shirt
  • Archmage Belt
  • Abomination Skin Leggings
  • Archaeologist's Quarry Boots
The Action Nine News Team

We actually saw the Camerazombie back in "Tom Cruise Crazy", but only very briefly. This is his true video debut.

Here is the actual Action Nine News guild's website.

  • The Boss
  • White Tuxedo Shirt
  • Tuxedo Jacket
  • Tuxedo Pants
  • Camerazombie
  • Bright Yellow Shirt
  • Legionnaire's Dragonhide Leggings
  • Ironweave Boots
  • Gofer Gnome
  • Common Gray Shirt
  • Belt of the Dark Bog
  • Brambleweed Leggings
  • Agile Boots
Terry Gross

Terry Gross is the host of a fantastic interview show on NPR called "Fresh Air". Hence the "fresh air" gag in the video.

  • Flying Tiger Goggles
  • Black Ash Robe
  • Abjurer's Boots
Guest Appearances