At the end of my "Captain's Wife's Lament" video, I put a few pirate riddles you're likely to hear at a Paul and Storm
Here are the answers to those riddles:
- What's a pirate's favorite crime?
Arrrrr-son (also accepted, Grand L-arrrrr-ceny or Arrrrr-med Robbery)
- What kind of socks do pirate's wear?
Arrrrr-gyle, of course.
- What's a pirate's favorite droid?
Arrrrr-2D2 (from the movie St-arrrrrr Wars)
- What's a pirate's favorite half of a 1960s folk singing duo?
Arrrrrrr-t G-arrrrrrr-funkel (look it up, kids).
- What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Arrrrrr-by's (no, actually it's Long John Silver's!)
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