Arrrrrr!!!!!

At the end of my "Captain's Wife's Lament" video, I put a few pirate riddles you're likely to hear at a Paul and Storm concert. Here are the answers to those riddles:

• What's a pirate's favorite crime?
  Arrrrr-son (also accepted, Grand L-arrrrr-ceny or Arrrrr-med Robbery)
• What kind of socks do pirate's wear?
  Arrrrr-gyle, of course.
• What's a pirate's favorite droid?
  Arrrrr-2D2 (from the movie St-arrrrrr Wars)
• What's a pirate's favorite half of a 1960s folk singing duo?
  Arrrrrrr-t G-arrrrrrr-funkel (look it up, kids).
• What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
  Arrrrrr-by's (no, actually it's Long John Silver's!)

You can learn more about Talk Like A Pirate Day, or go here to get more pirate jokes.