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At the end of my "Captain's Wife's Lament" video, I put a few pirate riddles you're likely to hear at a Paul and Storm concert. Here are the answers to those riddles:
  • What's a pirate's favorite crime?
    Arrrrr-son (also accepted, Grand L-arrrrr-ceny or Arrrrr-med Robbery)
  • What kind of socks do pirate's wear?
    Arrrrr-gyle, of course.
  • What's a pirate's favorite droid?
    Arrrrr-2D2 (from the movie St-arrrrrr Wars)
  • What's a pirate's favorite half of a 1960s folk singing duo?
    Arrrrrrr-t G-arrrrrrr-funkel (look it up, kids).
  • What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
    Arrrrrr-by's (no, actually it's Long John Silver's!)
You can learn more about Talk Like A Pirate Day, or go here to get more pirate jokes.