Characters & Videos

Here, you can find out everything there is to know (which in many cases isn't much) about each of the characters in my videos. As odd as it sounds, the number one question I get about the characters is "what is that character wearing?" On these pages, we will finally put that question to rest.

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Aquaman's Lament Bacteria Betty and Me Blue Sunny Day
Chiron Beta Prime Code Monkey / Speed Monkey Creepy Doll Cruel, Cruel Moon
Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance First of May Flickr I Feel Fantastic
Just As Long As Me Live Mr. Fancy Pants Podsafe Christmas Song
Re: Your Brains Shop Vac Skullcrusher Mountain Still Alive
The Big Boom The Captain's Wife's Lament The Future Soon Tom Cruise Crazy

Just As Long As Me

This was the second video I made, and it was my favorite for a long time.

Many YouTube commenters endlessly speculate on what the result of a Night Elf and Tauren physical union (if you know what I mean) would produce, with many comedians saying that's how you get baby Draeni. I'll stay out of that particular debate.

Tall Guy

This character was actually my main WoW character at the time, and he's wearing a bunch of Wildheart gear because (a) that's what I had on me, and (b) it looks cool.

The Tall Guy makes a guest appearance in "The Big Boom", lying dead outside the church. If you blink, you'll miss him.

  • Wildheart Vest
  • Wildheart Belt
  • Wildheart Gloves
  • Azure Silk Pants
  • Cabalist Boots
Tall Girl

Some people complain that Tall Girl wasn't a Night Elf instead of a Tauren. Sorry people, making the girl a Tauren was funnier and more unexpected than if she'd been a Night Elf. I gotta go where the funny is.

Tall Girl makes a guest appearance in "The Big Boom", lying dead outside the church alongside Tall Guy.

  • Ancestral Robes