Characters & Videos

Here, you can find out everything there is to know (which in many cases isn't much) about each of the characters in my videos. As odd as it sounds, the number one question I get about the characters is "what is that character wearing?" On these pages, we will finally put that question to rest.

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Aquaman's Lament Bacteria Betty and Me Blue Sunny Day
Chiron Beta Prime Code Monkey / Speed Monkey Creepy Doll Cruel, Cruel Moon
Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance First of May Flickr I Feel Fantastic
Just As Long As Me Live Mr. Fancy Pants Podsafe Christmas Song
Re: Your Brains Shop Vac Skullcrusher Mountain Still Alive
The Big Boom The Captain's Wife's Lament The Future Soon Tom Cruise Crazy


This video was made for a video contest. For the contest, you had to make a machinima video for one of two JoCo songs, "Bacteria" or "Todd the T-1000". The contest was for people in the UK, but I checked the rules and had a buddy of mine who lives in the UK submit my video for the contest (it was legal. look it up). We won!

Public opinion seems split on whether this is the most annoying song in the world, or one of the coolest. Regardless, you have to admit the song does get stuck in your head pretty easily.

Boss & Trainee

Both employees of Barleybeak's Chicken and Beer franchise wear the same gear.

  • Papal Fez
  • Lavender Mageweave Shirt
  • Arcanist Leggings
  • Abyssal Leather Boots